Kids say silly things

banddaidRandom fact … I am GUILTY of hiding band-aids in strange places in my home … I always have more “just in case”.  Because when I REALLY need a band-aid the box is always empty thanks to my children and their attempts to save the world like Dr. Quinn medicine woman.

WHY you ask, because I have 5 small children. If the package of band-aid is just put on the shelf somehow my children are drawn to it like bees to honey or flies to food.  That freaky little box of band-aids calls out to my children and in NO TIME flat all 25 band-aids have been  unwrapped (wrapper tossed on the floor for the magic maid fairy aka MOM to pick up later) and used for the most tragic traumas you have ever seen.   Here are a few examples of traumas and life saving support  these band-aids have offered my children in the past…

1. Promptly put on a 3 week old wound were there once was a scab, that has now fallen off and all that remains is healed skin.

2. All over the wall, in a random pattern … some even over lapping.  Maybe this is modern art and I am just to old school to see its divine potential?

3. On little brothers “Butt Crack” since he broke his bum.

4. All over the TV, because scrapping sticky things off electronics just makes Mom SO happy… not.

5.  In a path on the floor, and they stick like you would not believe.  Left there so I can follow it like bear tracks right to the guilty party.  When I follow the trial it somehow always leads me right to my kids.  When I ask them WHO used all the band-aids they all look at me and say “NOT ME”.  Yet they are polka-dotted with them…. how then, did that band-aid end up right in the middle of their forehead?   ( I told you these band-aids are freaky little things and can not be trusted…lol).

So that my friends is why I Hoard/ Hide band-aids in random weird places in my home.  So do not be shocked if you put on a stocking hat in the middle of summer only to find a box of band-aids inside, or open up my printer and find Mrs. Piggy and Kermit the Frog hanging out band-aid style under the lid.

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Funny things kids sayPhoto of him this weekend on Santa lap… luckily he did NOT spell no for Santa :)

So my four year old is at the age where he wants to show he is a BIG KID like his older brother and sisters and wants to say things that they say. They sometimes say, “I said no… N.O. spells No”. Well Maveric has picked this up and for some reason he has mixed the letters up…. so today he was playing he got upset, and at the TOP of his lungs yells BS NOOOOO…. “B.S. spells NO” ….. I was laughing so hard I could hardly talk. I kept telling him that BS does NOT spell no, but he is convinced it does.

So who played the trick on me and taught my sweet little 4 year old that BS spells NO. I am pretty sure it is just an innocent but hilarious mistake ….

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might be from Idaho if

I saw this on a friends facebook update today.. and I was laughing out loud! I was born and raised in Idaho and all of these are TRUE for me except for the driving ones (but that is because I drive slow like an old lady).  But these are true for most people I know here in Idaho. I thought I would pass it along LOL.

FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT IDAHOANS !

1. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Idaho.

2. If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho.

3. If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho.

4. If ‘vacation’ means going anywhere …south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho.

5. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho.

6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho.

7. If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho.

8. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho.

9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho.

10. If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho.

11. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph –you’re going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho.

12. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho.

13. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho.

14. If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Idaho.

15. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your IDAHO friends, you live in Idaho.

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Caution DON'T eat watermelon seeds.... LOL. 37 weeks pregnant #Silly #Watermelon #Pregnancy #BabyBump

LOL…. something to make you smile :)

As I was shopping this weekend I picked up a watermelon, I had to laugh when my 4 year old said, “Momma, that watermelon is big like your tummy”.  He was totally right…. 37 week pregnant bellies and watermelons do have a lot in common.

3 weeks… or 21 days to go.  But so far all my babies have come 2 weeks early so I might get lucky and have her this week?
37 weeks

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