Mom– Why is the baby’s hair all wet?
5 year old– Because it is nice and fuzzy…
Mom– What are you talking about, it is all wet and matted to his head?
5 year old– Ya I washed my hands, and could not find a towel so I used his fuzzy little head to dry my hands….
Mom– Your brother is not a substitute for a hand towel ( trying not to bust out laughing) please don’t do that again
5 year old– OK