So ever since the kids were little, Matt has been trying to instill in them his retirement program.
He sits them on his lap and will first ask Matthew:
“When Daddy is old and you make lots of money, you are going to give it to Daddy, right?”
And good little Matthew will say “Yes Dad!”
Then he sits the girls down and says:
“When daddy is old and I start peeing and pooping in my diaper, you’re going to be my nurse and change Daddy’s diaper right?”
And the girls both trying to be good, and love their daddy will begin to start nodding their head yes, and then make a funny face when they realize what he just said! And start saying Nooooo, and hope that the don’t get a disappointed face from their dad.
So outside of the 401k, Ira’s and stock markets… What is your retirement plans?