Things I’ve Said To My Children

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Things I've Said To My ChildrenThings I’ve Said to My Children

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This books looks so funny. If you have kids or if you’re around children a lot, I bet you’ve found yourself saying things you never imagined you’d have to. Here’s one I never thought I’d say, but found myself telling my son the other day “Please, put underwear on before doing the bear walk” and “Don’t lick his feet”.

What crazy things have you found yourself saying to your kids?

An illustrated gift book that brings to life the universal parenting experience of saying strange and hilarious things to one’s kids.
As the father of five boys (all under age 10), graphic designer Nathan Ripperger has found himself saying some rather funny, absurd, and downright bizarre things to his children, from “Stop riding that penguin, we’re leaving” to “I am NOT talking to you until you are wearing underwear.” He created poster-like images for each and posted them online. The response from other parents was overwhelming. With Things I’ve Said to My Children, Ripperger has assembled around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with full-color, designed images that bring these outrageously hysterical quotes to life. Covering the essential parenting topics like food, animals, don’ts, and of course, bodily functions, Things I’ve Said to My Children is a light-hearted illustrated reminder of the shared absurdity of parenthood. Especially for those parents who’ve ever found themselves uttering some variation of the line, “Please don’t eat the goldfish crackers you’ve put in your butt.”

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3 COMMENTS

  1. “Stop spawning things and get in bed! ” (dumb mine craft U0001f602)

  2. Oh my youngest loves to be naked. I’m constantly telling her to get dressed before people come over. In which she replies. “I’m a naked baby!” She’s three.

  3. Stop eating the dog food, don’t drink the dog water, don’t put that there and the list goes on.

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