You Might Be From Idaho If…. (made me laugh) #funny

Spread the love

might be from Idaho if

I saw this on a friends facebook update today.. and I was laughing out loud! I was born and raised in Idaho and all of these are TRUE for me except for the driving ones (but that is because I drive slow like an old lady).  But these are true for most people I know here in Idaho. I thought I would pass it along LOL.

FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT IDAHOANS !

1. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Idaho.

2. If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho.

3. If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho.

4. If ‘vacation’ means going anywhere …south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho.

5. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho.

6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho.

7. If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho.

8. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho.

9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho.

10. If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho.

11. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph –you’re going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho.

12. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho.

13. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho.

14. If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Idaho.

15. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your IDAHO friends, you live in Idaho.

9 COMMENTS

  1. HACK ATM AND BECOME RICH TODAY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH MORE JOY
    How to hack an ATM MACHINE or BANK ACCOUNT
    You can hack and break into a bank’s security ATM Machine without carrying guns or any weapon.
    How is this possible? First of all we have to learn about the manual hacking of ATM MACHINES and BANKING ACCOUNTS HOW THE ATM MACHINE WORKS. If you have been to the bank you find out that the money in the ATM MACHINE is being filled right inside the house where the machine is built with enough security.to hack this machine We have develop the special blank ATM Card which you can use in any ATM Machine around the world. this card is been programmed and can withdraw 2000 USD within 24 hours in any currency your country make use of. this is real and it have help out so many people around the world. you can give it a try and your will never regret contacting us your Xmas celebration will be the best ever with the help of this card. before contacting us for the card you must NOTE: THE COST OF THE CARD START UP FROM 150 USD depending on card you request for because each of the card have the month they will get expire. The card will make the security camera malfunction at that particular time until you are done with the transaction you can never be trace. getting the card you will forward the company your address details so we can proceed to send the card to you once you agree to the terms and conditions. you can contact us on
    email now integrityatmhacker@gmail.com
    GOOD LUCK APPLICANTS please Note once more if you cannot afford for the card please do not email the company we want serious people not people to make joke of this
    ADD HIM ON WHATSAPP +2349038420842
     and he will change your life with this card

  2. # 11 is wrong are speed limit is 80 so we are doing 100. 9 is correct. 2 all the time.5 for sure
    6 yes. Ok must be from idaho.

  3. I think this was meant for Utah! Salt Lake City is in Utah, not Idaho! Idahoans drive very slow, it’s Utah that has the Mormon 500! BTW, I speak with authority, I’ve lived in Both!

  4. Naw, there are five seasons, winter spring, summer, fall and fire. Should mention our lousy drivers, and the Nampa- Caldwell hiway (Scary), traffic jams created by sheep, the funny Stinker Station billboards…

  5. Actually number 13 is: There are only 3 seasons in Idaho: yesterday, today, and tomorrow. If you live here you’re ready of all of them.

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.