Funny Kids

banddaidRandom fact … I am GUILTY of hiding band-aids in strange places in my home … I always have more “just in case”.  Because when I REALLY need a band-aid the box is always empty thanks to my children and their attempts to save the world like Dr. Quinn medicine woman.

WHY you ask, because I have 5 small children. If the package of band-aid is just put on the shelf somehow my children are drawn to it like bees to honey or flies to food.  That freaky little box of band-aids calls out to my children and in NO TIME flat all 25 band-aids have been  unwrapped (wrapper tossed on the floor for the magic maid fairy aka MOM to pick up later) and used for the most tragic traumas you have ever seen.   Here are a few examples of traumas and life saving support  these band-aids have offered my children in the past…

1. Promptly put on a 3 week old wound were there once was a scab, that has now fallen off and all that remains is healed skin.

2. All over the wall, in a random pattern … some even over lapping.  Maybe this is modern art and I am just to old school to see its divine potential?

3. On little brothers “Butt Crack” since he broke his bum.

4. All over the TV, because scrapping sticky things off electronics just makes Mom SO happy… not.

5.  In a path on the floor, and they stick like you would not believe.  Left there so I can follow it like bear tracks right to the guilty party.  When I follow the trial it somehow always leads me right to my kids.  When I ask them WHO used all the band-aids they all look at me and say “NOT ME”.  Yet they are polka-dotted with them…. how then, did that band-aid end up right in the middle of their forehead?   ( I told you these band-aids are freaky little things and can not be trusted…lol).

So that my friends is why I Hoard/ Hide band-aids in random weird places in my home.  So do not be shocked if you put on a stocking hat in the middle of summer only to find a box of band-aids inside, or open up my printer and find Mrs. Piggy and Kermit the Frog hanging out band-aid style under the lid.

Just in case you need to stock up here are some band-aids that will ship right to your door:


Despicable Me Bandages 3/4×3 100 per box

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50 Bandages Curad Medline Neon Adhesive Box Case Band-aids Kid Children Color

Band-Aid Adhesive Bandages, Sheer, All One Size 40 sterile bandages

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underwear hat

Turn off the tv, close the computer and lets your kids use their imaginations.   Then just listen to them play…. I guarantee they will make you smile.  I just got done listing to an episode of The Underwear Gang , put on by three of my children.  They had no idea I was listening to them, best entertainment I have had in a long time.

What it is with kids putting underwear on their head?  I get the diapers on the knees for padding as they push their Barbie cars around the floor.  Maybe I need to invest in some hats for my kids lol 🙂

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baby teeth

8 year old ~ Mom look at these funny teeth I found

Me ~ Those are my old teeth, well a mold of my teeth when I was in middle school

8 year old ~ Your teeth don’t look like this, these teeth go “uuugghhh” (sticking her teeth out, and lifting her upper lip) and starting to laugh.

Me ~ That was before I had braces, they were really crooked

8 year old ~ Wow, those braces where like magic they took the “uuuggghhh” right out of your teeth.

Me ~ laughing…. yes I guess so.   But don’t laugh t0o much when your big girl teeth grow in, you might get “uuuggghhhh” teeth too.

8 year old ~ Gets a shocked looked on her face…. Oh no (as she put her fingers in her mouth to feel her teeth)

I winked at her and gave her a big squeeze.

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barbie breakup

With summer vacation here, my girls have been playing “Barbies” everyday.  They think a boyfriend is creepy so Ken is the little brother and Barbie or Monster High doll has to drive him to all his appointments.   Because we all know little brothers can’t drive the car.   I was listening to the girls play one of them said, “Hurry and pack your bags I need to drop you off in France, I will be back in an hour to take you to  boy scouts.”

When I heard a big crash, boom and breaking glass I run into the other room so see this…
barbie break up

No children in site… they scattered like thieves in the night.   I see their eyes peeking over the back of the couch. I ask them, “What happened?”  They just look at me for a second and say, ” Barbie’s little brother did it…..  I wanted to get him to France quick so my bottom hit the cabinet”

LOL little brothers get blamed for everything.

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